Cold remedies please....

[enoughfakefiles]

Do you need a hand to get into bed.

I need a hand to get up and crawl over to the bed, or the sofa, or any flat comfy, warm surface. I need someone to make me lemsip and toast and I need someone to finish all my work. This is the only time I miss having a live-in lover. It's shit being ill on your own.

Is there an opening then.

[enoughfakefiles]

no, you don't


remember when i went menkal at yogi for stuff like this



you just don't

Yeah, but Yogi is an idiot who really meant it because he's a lazy blight on Dutch society.

Sometimes I wish for unemployment when I've got a hangover ... but not really, like

I remeber that, it was his last strop.

[manker]

He'll probably leave again now.

Ah well.

[enoughfakefiles]

He'll probably leave again now.

Ah well.

I'm not convined it's really him.

[Blythorama]

i would have picked the one who made the best tea, and had the least offensive character. I feel so rubbish now, all I want to do is crawl into bed and expire, but I can't. I want to be unemployed.

no, you don't


remember when i went menkal at yogi for stuff like this



you just don't

I've been on the dole before, and incapacity benefit. I know its not good. However, right now, this second, feeling so shit, I wouldn't mind. I love my job, but I can't be arsed right now.

[Proper Bo]

i was expecting you to



i'm sure bo will take it up when he wakes

take what up?

[manker]

i was expecting you to



i'm sure bo will take it up when he wakes

take what up?

The geptarded counter argument that no-one used.

[Proper Bo]

what might that be? I skipped over the last few pages looking for my name in a vain manner, to see how much I was talked about whilst I wasn't here

[manker]

I do that too ftw

[enoughfakefiles]

I didn't know you could catch a cold from replying to a thread. Now i've got one.