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Podiceps cristatus
As long as she can screen pissed-off people and fetch me things on demand, she's hired.Originally Posted by manker
Sure, it wouldn't be me personally but I've a useless office junior who makes nice tea, fails to post my post but has awesome tits.
It's an excuse to stay in bed for a while longer. I don't have that excuse as I'm working from home today. I could say that I was trapped by half an inch of snow surrounding my bedroom, but seeing as my pc is in here with me, I don't think it would work!
manker, if I paid you, could you make me tea and screen my calls? I have deadlines today and people are chasing me.
She could do it
Podiceps cristatus
Won't happen. I have my Pride you know.I thought we were going to have a conversation using collective nouns in lieu of verbs
effendi
JP thinks it's a tad elaborate but if I use one on the end of a sentence, I add a space and a full stop
He's rubbish at ellipses anyway.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
effendi
She often has trouble doing the buttons up on her blouse. So she may have a little trouble.As long as she can screen pissed-off people and fetch me things on demand, she's hired.Sure, it wouldn't be me personally but I've a useless office junior who makes nice tea, fails to post my post but has awesome tits.
She could do it
Unless the blouse thing is intentional
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
effendi
Pride isn't a verb - disqualified!Won't happen. I have my Pride you know.I thought we were going to have a conversation using collective nouns in lieu of verbs
/me can't think of any more atm
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Podiceps cristatus
Shit, and I'm meant to be the professional. Going to go and feed myself to the wolves in shame.Pride isn't a verb - disqualified!
Won't happen. I have my Pride you know.
/me can't think of any more atm
Believe me, the blouse thing is definately intenshunal. Unless she is poor, chavesque and buys shoddily made, poor quality, market-stall togs.
Pay the poor thing more, you tight bastard. She needs new clothes.
we want your oil!
well manker pays her wagesShit, and I'm meant to be the professional. Going to go and feed myself to the wolves in shame.Pride isn't a verb - disqualified!
/me can't think of any more atm
Believe me, the blouse thing is definately intenshunal. Unless she is poor, chavesque and buys shoddily made, poor quality, market-stall togs.
effendi
No I don't, she's on a yoof training scheme
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
we want your oil!
another reason why you won't fire her, she costs nowt
edit: fixeded rwice
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