Podiceps cristatus
I think I am getting ill. I've got no motivation, my throat hurts, I can't be bothered to move, I keep sneezing, and my head is thumping. I've taken some pills and still feel horrible. I've just found out I'm needed at work from five.
I feel very sorry for myself. Cold remedies please....
pepper your angus
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normal cold or man sized cold?
Podiceps cristatus
Full-on hacking cough and snot attack with accompanying headache. I don't get man-sized colds because I'm not a man, and also nothing is worse than a man-sized cold, according to ill men.
pepper your angus
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a noice spicy curry clears your senses ftw, and some vodka in coffee does help sum-wot
Podiceps cristatus
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
a noice spicy curry clears your senses ftw, and some vodka in coffee does help sum-wot
Sounds great but turning up to work half-cut and sticking of curry isn't really an option... though on second thoughts, half the sarcastic, smelly old feckers I work with won't notice anyway. Full on headache now. GOing to lay down for a bit...
spmado
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wuss
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
Podiceps cristatus
Caught it from you anyway, you virulent, contagious, interweb sickness-spreader.
effendi
Indeed, you should be glad that you haven't got a man cold.
Women will never understand
Women's colds can be attended to by dabbing a tissue on the nose at 45 minute intervals. If you're cooking or washing-up -- kitchen roll is an acceptable substitute.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
spmado
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Pfft, if you'd caught it off me, it'd be a man-cold, I don't do wussy coldsCaught it from you anyway, you virulent, contagious, interweb sickness-spreader.
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
Podiceps cristatus
45 minutes? Welsh-boy, you underestimate me. I'm going through a whole toilet roll in about half an hour. Could fill a bathtub with my snot in no time. Man cold's are a fallacy, don't exist. Its just a ploy to remain incumbant and whinging on the sofa while girl-person attends his needs.Indeed, you should be glad that you haven't got a man cold.
Women will never understand
Women's colds can be attended to by dabbing a tissue on the nose at 45 minute intervals. If you're cooking or washing-up -- kitchen roll is an acceptable substitute.
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