Things You've Larfed At Here

**tesco** · 12-01-2005, 08:12 PM

Originally Posted by Guillaume

The admins explanation of "ooo, the board database got corrupted somehow, maybe because of evil pixies" always made me larf.

It was manker

**Guillaume** · 12-01-2005, 08:14 PM

I've suspected his being part of evil-pixiekind all along.

He's just a feegle gone bad. That explains the sheep thing.

**MediaSlayer** · 12-01-2005, 08:23 PM

to a large extent:proleteriat

to a smaller extent:the thread where rikk got his pride raped arguing with Jonno about the orangemen marching

**JPaul** · 12-01-2005, 10:16 PM

Originally Posted by rossco

When SciManAl (think that's the name?) kept lying about things that happened to him like getting cauhgt by the RIAA and having his whole computer fry when they went to look by programming it to know if it wasn''t him and having the power supply send 600volts down the 12v rail.

You just reminded me of one.

Capt Asda breaking a burglars arm with a punch, the burglar getting arrested, tried, convicted and sentenced by the end of the day.

It was internet genius, the way he kept painting himself deeper into a mixed metaphor.

**tesco** · 12-01-2005, 10:23 PM

Originally Posted by JPaul

Originally Posted by rossco

When SciManAl (think that's the name?) kept lying about things that happened to him like getting cauhgt by the RIAA and having his whole computer fry when they went to look by programming it to know if it wasn''t him and having the power supply send 600volts down the 12v rail.

You just reminded me of one.

Capt Asda breaking a burglars arm with a punch, the burglar getting arrested, tried, convicted and sentenced by the end of the day.

It was internet genius, the way he kept painting himself deeper into a mixed metaphor.

Link?

**JPaul** · 12-01-2005, 10:37 PM

https://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/t68814.html

so we got broken into today, worst thing that could happen to me, they stole my home theater system and a bunch of dvds (50 dvds, 17 xbox games). here's the most saddest part of all, the thieves were my downstairs (tenants) boyfriend and the boyfriends friend. they showed up at 4 pm, how stupid, this was right after i got home and heard the news from my dad. rule #1: never steal from a guy who can bench press 225 lbs and curl 50 lbs dumbells, i went out there and got right up to him, beat the living shit out of him, my dad and all the neighbors were yelling for me to stop, but i didn't give a fuck, i made the motherfucka bleed like the worthless bitch he his. now they're threatning to sue us, i don't give a fuck, cuz i broke his nose, jaw, and leg. what a pussy, ironic thing: i'm only 16, and the bastard was like 25 and his friend weighed 300 or so pounds and was also 25. i beat the shit out of both of em, pussies didn't even know how to fight, i still got a bunch of adrenaline left in my system, thought that typing this up would release some of it, i'm still fuckin pissed though, those bastards, fuck

edit: the guy actually tried to fight back, what a dumass, he just made it that much more humiliating, one punched the fat guy btw, he was on the ground bleeding from his mouth and i kicked him until the guy cried, seriosly, some ppl are pussies man, if ur gonna steal something become a man first, not a pussy who doesn't even know how to block punches or reverse them or defend themselves, oh and get this, guy pulls out a switchblade, just punched his forearm, heard it snap like a twig (fat guy), now the cops are questioning me (were questioning me) and the ambulance paramdics gave me a nasty look, but i don't give a fuck, i'm fuckin pisse

**j2k4** · 12-01-2005, 10:38 PM

Originally Posted by Agrajag

Originally Posted by manker

I think in Seedler's first post he said that he had an IQ of 200 or something

Which reminds me, I laughed when j2k4 posted his IQ and it was higher than Stephen Hawking's. When this was pointed out (by you, I think, JP) he qualified it by saying that it was one of those easy IQ tests.

I paraphrase.

As I recall it was higher than Plinny the Elder, DaVinci, Newton, Bach, Illuminati, which was actually quite sweet.

Pliny took the test?

Hey, I got pretty good mileage out of that.

So what if it was the equivalent of the WWF?

I can still claim a pretty nice number, and tonight I claim...let's see.....a nice even 150.

**Busyman** · 12-01-2005, 10:53 PM

Originally Posted by Proper Bo

linkin park's deleted "fuck" thread, y'all. word.

That thread had me in tears with laughter. He just kept answering and answering my questions and then he said, "Wait, wait a fucking minute. You don't need to know all of that."

He was the ultimate fuck-up and it cracked me up.