rly.Originally Posted by BlythoramaSaturday
1. Taking busymans gutter covers down. Bring on the leaves.
2. Stealing busymans garden furniture
3. Building a gazebo for busyman
4. Blow the woods into busymans garden
5. Plant unkempt lawn
6. Steal tarps. Expose embarrassed decking.
7. Sell the generator. Buy busyman a waterwheel.
8. Max out Sears credit card on liposuction for busyman.
9. Disguised as scary magician, break into childs party and cause mayhem
10. Eat many pies
11. Research cost of wraparound skirt for busyman.
12. Point out glaring mistakes in busyman's screenplays, sell songs to a busking tramp.
13. Iron convict's suit in preparation for busy going to court.
14. Remove and burn Tax documents.
15. Buy busyman a wind-up tractor.
16. Tell babysitter of busymans alter-ego as a transvestite stripper.
I'm never drinking again.
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