Chinese hot Peppers AHHHHH hot!!!!!!!!

[Seedler]

My parents bought some red hot pepper form Chinatown last weekend , and I decided to try some this morning with my instant noodles. FUCK. The pepper is so hot i swear it burned right through my tongue. With the first taste, I ferking jumped up and chucked down 2 cokes. No good. Tongue still on fire. I run outside the house via the backyard door and dived into the snow. Iced my tongue in the snow for about 5 minutes. After returning to the house and thawing my tongue for like 10 min, the burn ferking started AGAIN. I was like crying and I chucked down couple more cups of orange juice and frigging kept ice cubes in my mouth for about half an hour.

Right now, my tongue is red and swollen, and I can't taste ANYTHING. I tried tasting strong tastes, like table salt and maple syrup. NOTHING. NO TASTE AT ALL. I'm fucked. This is the day my parents bought chilly that destroyed my tongue. FUCK I gotta go get more ice cubes...

[Blythorama]

Careful. You don't want to smell of curry.

Dickhead.

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

F'n pussy.

[enoughfakefiles]

Careful. You don't want to smell of curry.

Dickhead.

Try cutting your tongue off, that'll proberbly sort it for you.FTW!!!1111!!!

[Damnatory]

Sounds like a nice practical joke your local chinatown played on your parents.

I can see it now:
"Hey Chan, wanna see something funny?"

[Dark Steno]

I like hot and spicy stuffs. Well, most Malaysians do.

[Peerzyman]

Ghey, I torture burglars by rubbing raw chillis across their eyeballs

Then I extract my own eyeball and when it's dangling by the retina, I place it in a bowl of the hottest chillis in the world, just to show the burglars tough I am

[Dark Steno]

STFU or die

[Peerzyman]

wtf, mate?

[Dark Steno]

You seem tough but you arent.