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    There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush fans. Not really knowing what a Bush fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy - Johnny.
    The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "I'm not a Bush fan."

    The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Bush fan?"

    Johnny says, "I'm a John F. Kerry fan." The teacher asks why he's a Kerry fan. The boy says, "Well, my mom's a Kerry fan, and my Dad's a Kerry fan, so I'm a Kerry fan!"

    The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas, so she says, "What if you're Mom was a moron, and you're dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

    Johnny says, "That would make me a Bush fan."



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    When Diane found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who would listen. But her 4-year-old son overheard some of her parents' private conversations. One day when Diane and her 4-year-old were shopping a woman asked the little boy if he was excited about the new baby.
    "Yes!" the 4-year-old said, "and I know what we are going to name it, too. If it's a girl we're going to call her Christina, and if it's another boy we're going to call it quits!"

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    nice one

    i like the stupid and idiot sentence

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    I heard this almost 2 years ago but with the names flip-flopped.

    There's a Kerry/flip-flop joke in there somewhere, I just know it!



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