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    Blythorama's Avatar Podiceps cristatus
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    ......falled over on my way back from the bank. I have bruised my elbow, both knees and I think I've sprained my ankle. It really hurts. I have no frozen peas like me mam told me to put on them. Would a can of mushy peas do the same thing.

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    fallen.

    You should sue, like those other retards on those TV adverts always say they do.
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    Awww, bless.

    If you've no frozen peas - try sitting in the fridge.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Blythorama's Avatar Podiceps cristatus
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    I've got one of those double ones with the fridge on the top and the freezer on the bottom. I 'spose i could always sit on the kitchen floor with my foot in the freezer.

    If you chaps never hear from me again, its because my foot dropped off with a curious mixture of frostbite and gangrene, and, trapped in my house not able to walk, I was eaten by pigeons that flew thorough the open window.

    Its been fun.
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    or you could be a man and stop whining

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    A fallen Woman..........

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    If frozen peas aren't available....try chicken nuggets or anything that moulds its shape to yours......

    btw.....hope you feel better soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama
    ......falled over on my way back from the bank
    did all your cash weigh you down, throwing you off balance?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GepperRankins
    or you could be a man and stop whining

    A man would tell you he'd broken his leg in a fall off a 20 ft cliff.
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    Blythorama's Avatar Podiceps cristatus
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama
    ......falled over on my way back from the bank
    did all your cash weigh you down, throwing you off balance?

    And I was paying stuff actually. You cold-hearted unsympathetic hobo-haired person, you.

    @Sara. semi-frozen fishfingers are doing the job. They wrap round the ankle bone quite well!
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