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    Do you women know nothing


    The reason your Mam told you to use frozen peas to treat the swelling is because peas can be re-frozen and still be okay to eat - chicken nuggets and fishfingers cannot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama
    ......falled over on my way back from the bank. I have bruised my elbow, both knees and I think I've sprained my ankle. It really hurts. I have no frozen peas like me mam told me to put on them. Would a can of mushy peas do the same thing.

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    How did this happen, Blight?

    Hope you feel better. Don't you have some, I don't know, ice in the freezer?

    Put some o dat in a Ziploc freezer bag. If there's snow (or better yet ice outside) use that.

    Whenever I needed something to stay on and I had no gauze, I used masking tape with the freezer bag and wrapped it around my arm, leg, etc.
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Do you women know nothing


    The reason your Mam told you to use frozen peas to treat the swelling is because peas can be re-frozen and still be okay to eat - chicken nuggets and fishfingers cannot.

    Gawd.

    @ manker. Yes they can, if eaten the same day. I plan to have fishfingers later.

    @ busyman, I fell off the kirb.(sidewalk) and landed funny. (bet it was hilariious to watch. I defrosted freezer not long ago so no ice. GOod tip though.

    I'm waiting for a friend to take me to casulty because it really fucking hurts and has gone purple. How stupidly stupid do I feel.
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    If you want to let your knee dictate your cullinary needs, who am I to argue




    /me is trying to understand just how he knew that odd wifey thing.
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    Its kinda nice having fishfingers on ones feet. Definatly looking fwds to my tea.

    See ya'll later. OFf to get it prodded.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Do you women know nothing


    The reason your Mam told you to use frozen peas to treat the swelling is because peas can be re-frozen and still be okay to eat - chicken nuggets and fishfingers cannot.

    Gawd.

    @ manker. Yes they can, if eaten the same day. I plan to have fishfingers later.

    @ busyman, I fell off the kirb.(sidewalk) and landed funny. (bet it was hilariious to watch. I defrosted freezer not long ago so no ice. GOod tip though.

    I'm waiting for a friend to take me to casulty because it really fucking hurts and has gone purple. How stupidly stupid do I feel.
    Remember 20 min. on 20 min. off (the ice er...the fishfingers)

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    "See, you busted your fat ass 'cause you're fat....so fat that you're 'Don't look over there at that fat lady' fat. So fat that you're 'We better get to the buffet before the fat lady gets there' fat. So fat that the only reason in this world you exist is to eat every morsel of food from everyone elses plate 'cause you don't have an ounce or should I say three hundred and fifty pounds of restraint...fat."
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama
    Its kinda nice having fishfingers on ones feet. Definatly looking fwds to my tea.

    See ya'll later. OFf to get it prodded.
    You're just heartless.

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    How it gets better soon, knackered ankles are a real pain and (sorry to say this) can take feckin' ages to heal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama
    Its kinda nice having fishfingers on ones feet. Definatly looking fwds to my tea.

    See ya'll later. OFf to get it prodded.
    What you getting prodded.

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    Fishfingers with tea?? Travesty.

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

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