Prison Break

[JPaul]

My girlfriend sits besides me going; 'Oh yeah, as if the drain would have such a conveniently placed water spout - just so he can fill the, perfectly watertight, funnel with water and attach the rope' and 'That's just stupid - there's no way they'd get that much time to dig an hole like that' and 'Why hasn't the Doctor told how Michael rescued her - she would lose her job if and when they escape'.

All the time, I sit there muttering 'Yeah' and 'Be quiet a minute' and 'I suppose so' -- when all I want to do is say:



IT'S NOT FUCKING REAL! IF YOU WANT REALISM, LOOK OUT OF THE FUCKING WINDOW FOR HALF HOUR AND LET ME WATCH THE TELLY IN PEACE.

Gawd, wimin.

Anyway; 24, Prison Break, Lost, Sleeper Cell, Eastenders and Battlestar Galactica - they're not documentaries, y'all.

Actually I think Eastenders is, all Londoners are in fact moaning cunts.

[manker]

My girlfriend sits besides me going; 'Oh yeah, as if the drain would have such a conveniently placed water spout - just so he can fill the, perfectly watertight, funnel with water and attach the rope' and 'That's just stupid - there's no way they'd get that much time to dig an hole like that' and 'Why hasn't the Doctor told how Michael rescued her - she would lose her job if and when they escape'.

All the time, I sit there muttering 'Yeah' and 'Be quiet a minute' and 'I suppose so' -- when all I want to do is say:



IT'S NOT FUCKING REAL! IF YOU WANT REALISM, LOOK OUT OF THE FUCKING WINDOW FOR HALF HOUR AND LET ME WATCH THE TELLY IN PEACE.

Gawd, wimin.

Anyway; 24, Prison Break, Lost, Sleeper Cell, Eastenders and Battlestar Galactica - they're not documentaries, y'all.

Actually I think Eastenders is, all Londoners are in fact moaning cunts.

I could be mistaken, perhaps Battlestar Galactica is too, what with all the American characters - it can't possibly be about far distant planets.

I think it's a documentary about Arkansas.

[JPaul]

Actually I think Eastenders is, all Londoners are in fact moaning cunts.

I could be mistaken, perhaps Battlestar Galactica is too, what with all the American characters - it can't possibly be about far distant planets.

I think it's a documentary about Arkansas.

Nah, that's a docusoap. I know for a fact that at least one of the American characters is played by an Brit.

[manker]

I could be mistaken, perhaps Battlestar Galactica is too, what with all the American characters - it can't possibly be about far distant planets.

I think it's a documentary about Arkansas.

Nah, that's a docusoap. I know for a fact that at least one of the American characters is played by an Brit.

In the third series, you find out that the Brit only puts on the silly accent because he's a wetback

[JPaul]

Nah, that's a docusoap. I know for a fact that at least one of the American characters is played by an Brit.

In the third series, you find out that the Brit only puts on the silly accent because he's a wetback

Wetback

I've never watched it.

Well I did watch the original, with Face from the A Team in it. Not the modern one.

[manker]

[GepperRankins]

manker?

[manker]

yo

[GepperRankins]

you open it?

[manker]

Indeed I did

I wanted to wait til tomorrow so I can post a pic before I regale the forum with what was inside.

Cheers tho'