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    Quote Originally Posted by Gripper
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    If you're going to the trouble, get a length of braided 1/2" I.D. fuel hose; more flexible than garden hose, and black, to boot, (easier to hide) plus it'll slide past restrictions more easily.

    It's called a "Missouri Credit Card".

    The breath mints are superfluous for those proficient with a siphon.
    Is this mandatory knowledge in the security industry
    Only the most well-rounded security personnel are equipped with such off-hand talents.
    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

    -Mark Twain

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    An old saying "Set a thief,to catch a thief"

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
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    Did your kids laugh, btw. I did mean to ask before - but I bet they did
    They weren't there at the time. I was trying to find something for Mrs JP as a wee surprise so they were all at the villa at the time.

    Given the levels of sympathy tho' I'm sure laughter was involved, in my absence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4
    The breath mints are superfluous for those proficient with a siphon.
    I've never done that before, why would anyone but a petrol thief become proficient in such an area.

    Or are you euphemising
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4
    The breath mints are superfluous for those proficient with a siphon.
    ....or Baz.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
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    Did your kids laugh, btw. I did mean to ask before - but I bet they did
    They weren't there at the time. I was trying to find something for Mrs JP as a wee surprise so they were all at the villa at the time.
    Bit of a step up from Paradise, that.

    A treat fo' sho'.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
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    They weren't there at the time. I was trying to find something for Mrs JP as a wee surprise so they were all at the villa at the time.
    Bit of a step up from Paradise, that.

    A treat fo' sho'.
    It were nowt like a football ground, even such a great one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
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    Bit of a step up from Paradise, that.

    A treat fo' sho'.
    It were nowt like a football ground, even such a great one.
    Yeah, yeah.

    I'm picking your googly now

    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
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    It were nowt like a football ground, even such a great one.
    Yeah, yeah.

    I'm picking your googly now

    Hoi, I were punning, not rodding.

    Or are you trying to rod me with a defensive stroke .... ooer missus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
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    The breath mints are superfluous for those proficient with a siphon.
    I've never done that before, why would anyone but a petrol thief become proficient in such an area.

    Or are you euphemising
    I am a multi-purpose human.

    Were I of a mind to be a thief, I'd be one terrific thief; you can bet your arse on that.
    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

    -Mark Twain

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