If a tree falls in the forest and there is nobody around..

[crysmileyguy!]

I didn't even realize I that sentence rhymed.

That question sucks, trees suck, peoms suck, rhymes suck.

do u suck?

[j2k4]

As an aside, I've submitted the ultra-sounds to Busyman, and he is happy to confirm the appendage is indeed a "Johnson" (he's an expert).

Hobbes-

The plane of my existence is "ultra" in every way, which you already knew.

If you'd turn around occasionally you'd see me waving at you, snob.

On the question in question, I'd think the dilemma could be solved for once and all by dispatching a non-entity to roam the wood at issue until a tree falls, with instructions to report whatever finding presents.

We can stay here and chat while this goes on, you see.

[Cheese]

There is no tree until someone sees it.

[j2k4]

There is no tree until someone sees it.

A non-entity with eyes, of course.

[Virtualbody1234]

When you're there to hear it it, makes a crashing sound. When no one's there, it makes a sucking sound.

[manker]

When you're there to hear it, it makes a crashing sound. When no one's there, it makes a sucking sound.

Have you been overclocking your vacuum cleaner for 'personal reasons', again

[enoughfakefiles]

There is no tree until someone sees it.

Cheese=neo

[Neocheese]

There is no tree until someone sees it.

Cheese=neo

[j2k4]

When you're there to hear it it, makes a crashing sound. When no one's there, it makes a sucking sound.

Ah, has the entity reported back ,then?

BTW-

Hardwareworld appears to have spring a leak; be a good lad and tell a mod if you see one?

[Virtualbody1234]

Hardwareworld appears to have spring a leak; be a good lad and tell a mod if you see one?

I'm not there to see it.