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Thread: Congratulations, Blyth!!11!

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    The honour must make the pain and inconvenience of breaking your ankle seem insignificant.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Guillaume's Avatar Kentish old lady BT Rep: +8BT Rep +8
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    What sort of cake should I pick for the party?

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    Flange-cake.

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    A few bakestones piled up will do for a cake. I've a feeling that this will be a liquid only celebration.

    Maybe a few dry roasted nuts as well.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Yes. I feel fulfilled. Its what I've always wanted. I'm really very happy. Thanks to all those I've insulted, rodded, or spammed, your assistance has been invaluable.

    I had a new cast put on. It is very tight, it hurts like a fucking elephant jumping on my foot. I can't walk at all on it at the moment. Two of my major contracts, which I have invested many, many hours in have been given away and I'm in a major sulk because no-one will help me into the porch for a smoke.

    But none of it matters because I've reached 1000 posts.

    Actually I feel quite cheated because I was really looking forwards to crowing about it, but drowning in self pity has taken away the pleasure for me.
    Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blyth
    But none of it matters because I've reached 1000 posts.
    I knew it




    Sorry to hear about teh contracts - and spark up in the living room, that'll show those facists! Next time they will be all to eager to assist when your lungs become cloudless.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama
    I had a new cast put on. It is very tight, it hurts like a fucking elephant jumping on my foot. I can't walk at all on it at the moment. Two of my major contracts, which I have invested many, many hours in have been given away and I'm in a major sulk because no-one will help me into the porch for a smoke.
    What you need is a very very long pipe, like what you sometimes get with tumble dryers, to blow your smoke into and channel it out through the window.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by Blyth
    But none of it matters because I've reached 1000 posts.
    I knew it




    Sorry to hear about teh contracts - and spark up in the living room, that'll show those facists! Next time they will be all to eager to assist when your lungs become cloudless.

    Or I could just make an effort to shuffle out the door on my bottom. The humiliation would be worth it once I'd lit up.

    manker is right. Drinks-only gents, or whatever your poison. Cake would be good but not essential, but if anyone passes a shop on the way, I'd love some Diet Coke and some Jaffa Cakes.

    For Diet Coke and Jaffa Cakes read "Alcohol and Tobacco"
    Last edited by Blythorama; 12-15-2005 at 01:04 PM.
    Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!

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    happy 19566th post

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