1000 posts
The honour must make the pain and inconvenience of breaking your ankle seem insignificant.
What sort of cake should I pick for the party?
Yes. I feel fulfilled. Its what I've always wanted. I'm really very happy. Thanks to all those I've insulted, rodded, or spammed, your assistance has been invaluable.![]()
I had a new cast put on. It is very tight, it hurts like a fucking elephant jumping on my foot. I can't walk at all on it at the moment. Two of my major contracts, which I have invested many, many hours in have been given away and I'm in a major sulk because no-one will help me into the porch for a smoke.
But none of it matters because I've reached 1000 posts.![]()
Actually I feel quite cheated because I was really looking forwards to crowing about it, but drowning in self pity has taken away the pleasure for me.![]()
Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!
I knew itOriginally Posted by Blyth
Sorry to hear about teh contracts - and spark up in the living room, that'll show those facists! Next time they will be all to eager to assist when your lungs become cloudless.
What you need is a very very long pipe, like what you sometimes get with tumble dryers, to blow your smoke into and channel it out through the window.Originally Posted by Blythorama
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Originally Posted by manker
Or I could just make an effort to shuffle out the door on my bottom. The humiliation would be worth it once I'd lit up.
manker is right. Drinks-only gents, or whatever your poison. Cake would be good but not essential, but if anyone passes a shop on the way, I'd love some Diet Coke and some Jaffa Cakes.
For Diet Coke and Jaffa Cakes read "Alcohol and Tobacco"
Last edited by Blythorama; 12-15-2005 at 01:04 PM.
Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!
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Yours Sincerely,
Dark Steno @ Maskawaih
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