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    Busyman's Avatar Use Logic Or STFU!!!
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    My gf is sitting here watching Oprah and I hear this lady saying that she's hideously disfigured.

    So I'm asking my gf "What happened to her? Did someone cut her face? Was she born that way?" At this point the lady is hiding her face.

    Oprah then says "Come on out". Me and my gf are looking at each other and I said that I bet she's as beautiful as can be.

    Turns out, the lady was a knockout.

    She said she has BDD

    Body Dismorphic Disorder

    My gf, who normally watches Oprah faithfully, turned the channel.
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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    Body dysmorphic disorder: A psychiatric disorder characterized by excessive preoccupation with imagined defects in physical appearance. People with body dysmorphic disorder (BDD) are obsessed by the idea that some part of their body -- their hair, nose, skin, hips, whatever -- is ugly or deformed, when in truth it looks normal. BDD may focus on moles, freckles, acne, minor scars, facial or body hair, or the size and shape of their breasts or genitalia. People with BDD may spend an excess of time looking in the mirror, be forever fixing their hair, or wear heavy makeup or sunglasses inside as a form of camouflage. They may make multiple medical visits or have surgical procedures to correct the imagined defect. Treatment of BDD may involve cognitive behavioral therapy or medications, usually those used in obsessive-compulsive disorder to which BDD may be related. Also called somatoform disorder, dysmorphophobia.
    don't know much about it, and im not a doctor, but from what i've read, people with body dysmorphic disorder need to stfu

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    Don't all girls suffer from this disorder?

    "Does my bum look big in this?"

    "Yes. Yes, it does."

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    Thankyou Cheese

    (and it is our fault ofcourse)

    Oprah ftb

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    I don't need Oprah to tell me I have a large rump.
    The fact I dont need to invest in a beanbag is proof enough.


    They can tak' oour lives, but they cannae tak' oour troousers!
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    Busyman's Avatar Use Logic Or STFU!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheese
    Don't all girls suffer from this disorder?

    "Does my bum look big in this?"

    "Yes. Yes, it does."
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

    Flies Like An Arrow, Flies Like An Apple
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    You laugh at the stupidest things.
    That's the way the potato mashes.
    That's the way the pan flashes.
    That's the way the market crashes.
    That's the way the whip lashes.
    That's the way the teeth gnashes.

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    Busyman's Avatar Use Logic Or STFU!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl
    You laugh at the stupidest things.


    I guess you're right.
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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    Busyman again posting to try to get controversy going.

    Why don't you just STFU when you don't know what you're dealing with?

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    Busyman - Oh no! Your razor like wit has pwnethd me!
    That's the way the potato mashes.
    That's the way the pan flashes.
    That's the way the market crashes.
    That's the way the whip lashes.
    That's the way the teeth gnashes.

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