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    That music they play in malls and supermarkets is so darn aweful.....

    Santa goes panflute.....


    Glad when it's all over again and they start playing mariah carey again....

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    ahh its so annoying, i work in a supermarket an theyve been playing fucking shitty christmas tunes since the start of October

    and they get into my head aswell and i even start singing them
    Those who dont learn from the past are doomed to repeat It.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aaron_T
    ahh its so annoying, i work in a supermarket an theyve been playing fucking shitty christmas tunes since the start of October

    and they get into my head aswell and i even start singing them

    I feel for you!!!

    Yesterday i just left my fav supermarket after 5 minutes cos of that shite

    music.....

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    The one good thing about xmas shopping is that there are
    Millions on chiks with the obsessed materialist look in their face as if they have found the golden cwk

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    Quote Originally Posted by 100%
    The one good thing about xmas shopping is that there are
    Millions on chiks with the obsessed materialist look in their face as if they have found the golden cwk
    Indeed!!!!


    Though i also like all the foodstuff they sell only at christmas....

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    i was speaking to an elf today and he wouldnt let me or my friends see santa
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    Quote Originally Posted by 100%
    The one good thing about xmas shopping is that there are
    Millions on chiks with the obsessed materialist look in their face as if they have found the golden cwk
    I wonder if we should tell him that women would prefer a golden tongue.........?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyMetalParkingLot
    Quote Originally Posted by 100%
    The one good thing about xmas shopping is that there are
    Millions on chiks with the obsessed materialist look in their face as if they have found the golden cwk
    I wonder if we should tell him that women would prefer a golden tongue.........?
    That's mad talk.

    Have you any idea of the ratio of dildo sales to clitoral stimulators. Sales of phallic sex-aids easily outstrip anything else.

    Women love teh cawk (or plastic representations of it) - altho' they tend not to like ickle ones that much. Are you endowed thusly, then
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Women love teh cawk (or plastic representations of it) - altho' they tend not to like ickle ones that much. Are you endowed thusly, then
    Boy, have you never heard of the Latino heat!?!?!?

    I get to use my half white side for this now. You know the saying "once you go black, you don't go back"? Well, once you go white, you know you been licked right...

    I'm going to tell you about women son, they have this device (an evil device) called the clitoris. Very, very important part of the woman. Without this, your actions are for naught. Your heat seeking moisture missile does not address this device. BUT a skillfull tongue on the other hand.....
    Last edited by HeavyMetalParkingLot; 12-21-2005 at 01:12 AM.

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