Christmas Terror

[manker]

Women love teh cawk (or plastic representations of it) - altho' they tend not to like ickle ones that much. Are you endowed thusly, then

Boy, have you never heard of the Latino heat!?!?!?

I get to use my half white side for this now. You know the saying "once you go black, you don't go back"? Well, once you go white, you know you been licked right...

I'm going to tell you about women son, they have this device (an evil device) called the clitoris. Very, very important part of the woman. Without this, your actions are for naught. Your heat seeking moisture missile does not address this device. BUT a skillfull tongue on the other hand.....

Gonna have to remember that saying. Btw, I think I mentioned the clit in my post, I am suitably aware, but I'll roll with your post; anyone can be good with their tongue -phallically challenged blokes have to be

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

-phallically challenged blokes have to be

Be nice to ziggy, we don't need to constantly be reminding him of his....shortcomings.