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    For My Democratic Friends:

    "Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."

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    For My Republican Friends:

    Here's wishing all of you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Skizo
    For My Republican Friends:

    Here's wishing all of you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
    Right back atcha, Skiz.
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4
    Quote Originally Posted by Skizo
    For My Republican Friends:

    Here's wishing all of you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
    Right back atcha, Skiz.
    Likewise and to your good self too, Sir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skizo
    For My Democratic Friends:

    "Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."

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    For My Republican Friends:

    Here's wishing all of you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
    I don't get it. Are you assuming that all Republicans are Christians?

    Here's a shocker for you. They all aren't. They profess it for political reasons.

    I still don't get the Democratic doohicky. They must be anything except Christian?
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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    I'm guessing Skiz probably meant "Liberal".
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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    And the same to you, Skizo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4
    I'm guessing Skiz probably meant "Liberal".
    You know what I meant.

    There'a such a fine line at times.

    @Busy - I'm smarter than to take that bait.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    I still don't get the Democratic doohicky. They must be anything except Christian?
    This is just a Conservative/Republican attempt at humor, Busy.
    As Americans, we do not get satire and our sarcasm is broad and belabored so this is as good as we can expect.

    This all might change in the future though.
    When Abramoff is finished singing, many Republicans will have lots of prison time to spend honing their comedy skills.

    Merry Christmas all.
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    You say that is the best "we" can expect. That's not true. I am continuously humored in much more ellaborate ways by the comments and actions of democrates, secular progressives, liberals and the like by their seemingly neverending "foot-in-mouth" syndrome that jumps and spreads to each other like a brushfire. It's been a heck of a show this year.



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    imo that is a bipartisan syndrome. But there does seem to be a brush fire of it, as you say.

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