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Thread: UR letter to Santa...lol

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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Just click on the link below, fill in all the boxes and when finished it will print out your letter to Santa!!! Too much fun***

    http://members.aol.com/frogiearno/dearsanta.htm

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    Dear Santa,

    I have been a good Boy.
    It really wasn't my fault what happened at Joe seth's Office party. It was J brell who spiked the punch with too much Booz. I can't help it if I drank 96 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Nutty.

    I thought it was funny when I put Lu es's Pants on my head and danced the crip walk on the desk while singing `Its raining men'. I didn't mean to break Joe seth's radio and don't know why Joe seth would accuse me of molestation.

    I don't remember calling Luis's wife a running sheep---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and yellow lipstick!

    And when I threw up on Candie's husband's Finger, it was only because I ate too much of that popcorn.

    After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my wagon through my neighbor's bathroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a Walk Buzzard and have me arrested for J walking!

    So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all kissing and licking. And I'm really not to blame for any of this talking stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

    Sincerely and jump yours,
    Robert (Really a nice Boy!)

    P.S. It's only 17 bucks!
    ..

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    Dear Santa,

    I have been a good Boy.
    It really wasn't my fault what happened at Manker's Office party. It was Mulder who spiked the punch with too much vodka. I can't help it if I drank 169 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like pussy.

    I thought it was funny when I put Ziggy's pants on my head and danced the rumba on the table while singing `Mama Mia'. I didn't mean to break Manker's shiny chrome bin and don't know why Manker would accuse me of being a fucking American plastic doll (or something).

    I don't remember calling Busyman's wife a very sturdy prop-forward---even though she looked like one with purple eye shadow and green lipstick!

    And when I threw up on Ziggy's husband's Even Steven with a Temp Taper Fade at the back, it was only because I ate too much of that mayonnaise.

    After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my spaceship through my neighbor's porch. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a fucking Doris Insinuate wanabee and have me arrested for wearing womens clothes!

    So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all bendy and sore. And I'm really not to blame for any of this FST related shambolic stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

    Sincerely and deliciously yours,
    Barbarossa (Really a nice Boy!)

    P.S. It's only 1000000 bucks!
    FTW

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    nothing happens when I press write

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    Proper Bo's Avatar spmado BT Rep: +2
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    jiggy already wrote one....

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    Proper Bo's Avatar spmado BT Rep: +2
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB
    nothing happens when I press write
    Same.
    Waste of me time !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo


    I can't stop laughing.

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    Dear Santa,

    I have been a good Boy.
    It really wasn't my fault what happened at jiggy's Office party. It was bo who spiked the punch with too much vodka. I can't help it if I drank 98477 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like pussy.

    I thought it was funny when I put jiggys's undies on my head and danced the dirty dance on the toilet while singing `some rick james shit'. I didn't mean to break jiggy's porn machine and don't know why jiggy would accuse me of copyright infrigment.

    I don't remember calling JIggy's wife a dirty whore---even though she looked like one with black eye shadow and black lipstick!

    And when I threw up on tessco's husband's pussy, it was only because I ate too much of that mickyd's.

    After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my ferrari through my neighbor's bedroom reeving my engine. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a wife fucker and have me arrested for fucking his wife!

    So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all downlaoding porn and wanking. And I'm really not to blame for any of this licking stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

    Sincerely and fuck yours,
    twisterSX (Really a nice Boy!)

    P.S. It's only 69 bucks!
    Last edited by twisterX; 12-23-2005 at 04:16 AM.

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    Dear Santa,

    I have been a good boy.
    It really wasn't my fault what happened at jiggy's Office party. It was manker who spiked the punch with too much absolut. I can't help it if I drank 69 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like pussy.

    I thought it was funny when I put bo's poopy diapers on my head and danced the tango on the bed while singing `supafreak'. I didn't mean to break jiggy's porn machine and don't know why jiggy would accuse me of splurging .

    I don't remember calling JP's wife a big horse---even though she looked like one with poopy eye shadow and brown lipstick!

    And when I threw up on tessco's husband's pussy, it was only because I ate too much of that vodka.

    After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my skoda through my neighbor's mankers bedroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a nasty poopy pig and have me arrested for copyright infrigment!

    So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all downloading the good shit and sleepin . And I'm really not to blame for any of this fucking bitches stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

    Sincerely and huh yours,
    twisterX (Really a nice boy!)

    P.S. It's only 99999 bucks!

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