Originally Posted by
twisterX
Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good Boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at jiggy's Office party. It was bo who spiked the punch with too much vodka. I can't help it if I drank 98477 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like pussy.
I thought it was funny when I put jiggys's undies on my head and danced the dirty dance on the toilet while singing `some rick james shit'. I didn't mean to break jiggy's porn machine and don't know why jiggy would accuse me of copyright infrigment.
I don't remember calling JIggy's wife a dirty whore---even though she looked like one with black eye shadow and black lipstick!
And when I threw up on tessco's husband's pussy, it was only because I ate too much of that mickyd's.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my ferrari through my neighbor's bedroom reeving my engine. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a wife fucker and have me arrested for fucking his wife!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all downlaoding porn and wanking. And I'm really not to blame for any of this licking stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and fuck yours,
twisterSX (Really a nice Boy!)
P.S. It's only 69 bucks!
Reply With Quote
! 
Bookmarks