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    j2k4's Avatar en(un)lightened
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    She said her water broke but she wasn't pregnant...
    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

    -Mark Twain

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    She thought "MS DOS for Dummies" was a feminist manual for beginners...
    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

    -Mark Twain

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    Well hop over and get me a pint of snails.

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    "You come in here giving it all that."
    It's hot in Topeka.

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    He's fucking menthol.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    That's a strange place to have a door.

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    GepperRankins's Avatar we want your oil!
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    but god doesn't think he's a chef

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    Proper Bo's Avatar spmado BT Rep: +2
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    being raped

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    j2k4's Avatar en(un)lightened
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    I was being psychotic.
    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

    -Mark Twain

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    It was a Ham Bush.

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