Punchlines

**Cheese** · 12-28-2005, 04:14 PM

A stick.

**Cheese** · 12-28-2005, 04:16 PM

You were only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off.

**JPaul** · 12-28-2005, 04:23 PM

A fake orgasm - "Oh, Dave, Dave, Dave".

**enoughfakefiles** · 12-28-2005, 04:24 PM

Originally Posted by Cheese

You were only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off.

Are you watching the italian job by any chance

**Cheese** · 12-28-2005, 04:35 PM

Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles

Originally Posted by Cheese

You were only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off.

Are you watching the italian job by any chance

Notice the capitalization.

Good joke, but I don't remember the rest of it.

**Santa** · 12-28-2005, 04:52 PM

**manker** · 12-28-2005, 05:09 PM

Originally Posted by Cheese

Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles

Are you watching the italian job by any chance

Notice the capitalization.

Good joke, but I don't remember the rest of it.

I think the joke should be that Michael Caine organised a couple of hookers to fellate Jim Morrison and the other blokes in the band that no-one knows the name of - but by the end of the joke, the hookers have got everyone in Michael Caine's family involved in the orgy.

A kind of Aristocrats a la South Park scenario

When Caine enters the room, he berates the hookers by saying: You were only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off.

Well, duno if that's the joke you heard, I made that up ... but whadya think?

**JPaul** · 12-28-2005, 05:15 PM

Originally Posted by manker

Originally Posted by Cheese

Notice the capitalization.

Good joke, but I don't remember the rest of it.

I think the joke should be that Michael Caine organised a couple of hookers to fellate Jim Morrison and the other blokes in the band that no-one knows the name of - but by the end of the joke, the hookers have got everyone in Michael Caine's family involved in the orgy.

A kind of Aristocrats a la South Park scenario

When Caine enters the room, he berates the hookers by saying: You were only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off.

Well, duno if that's the joke you heard, I made that up ... but whadya think?

Too subtle, the punchline isn't snappy enough. It takes a wee bit of thinking about and loses impact.

Have you seen the film "The Aristocrats" btw, it's feckin' outrageous.

**manker** · 12-28-2005, 05:30 PM

I haven't, however, I will download it tout de suite on your recommendation. I believe that I've seen it on (the recently gypsy-free) Pisexy.

I'll do that instead of writing more gags