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  1. 12-28-2005, 05:43 PM #51
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    /cancels download
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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  3. 12-28-2005, 05:46 PM Lounge   -   #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by Cheese

    Notice the capitalization.

    Good joke, but I don't remember the rest of it.
    I think the joke should be that Michael Caine organised a couple of hookers to fellate Jim Morrison and the other blokes in the band that no-one knows the name of - but by the end of the joke, the hookers have got everyone in Michael Caine's family involved in the orgy.

    A kind of Aristocrats a la South Park scenario

    When Caine enters the room, he berates the hookers by saying: You were only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off.


    Well, duno if that's the joke you heard, I made that up ... but whadya think?

    Michael Caine needs to have a flashback halfway through the joke that involves an obscure 80's sitcom, an ED-209 has to be in there somewhere and you need to make fun of a minority group. Then it would be "fucking genius".
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  5. 12-28-2005, 06:03 PM Lounge   -   #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    /cancels download


    It is one of the most outrageous things I have ever seen and funny as feck.

    It's based on a joke and various comedians discuss how it can be told. Getting more and more OTT as the film goes on.

    If you like that sort of thing it's wet yourself funny.

    I really would download it and have a wee look. I think you would enjoy it.

    http://www.thearistocrats.com/
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  7. 12-28-2005, 06:32 PM Lounge   -   #54
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    Infrequently,is that one word or two

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
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  9. 12-28-2005, 06:38 PM Lounge   -   #55
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gripper
    Infrequently,is that one word or two
    Indeed, is that necrophilia.
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  11. 12-28-2005, 06:44 PM Lounge   -   #56
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    Very offensive

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
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  13. 12-28-2005, 06:46 PM Lounge   -   #57
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    green fluff
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  15. 12-28-2005, 06:49 PM Lounge   -   #58
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    ok I'll just text manker

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
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  17. 12-28-2005, 07:11 PM Lounge   -   #59
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    One word.

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    I didn't get the above Chebus irony at all, btw
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  19. 12-28-2005, 07:11 PM Lounge   -   #60
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    No, really - I didn't.


    Thought the tongue might have made it look like I did
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