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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    2006 COWBOYS SCHEDULE



    September

    14................Taft Junior High School

    21................Cub Scout Troop #101

    28................Texas Blind Academy



    October

    05................Spanish American War Vets

    12................Crippled Children's Home

    19................Appleton Mental Hospital

    26................Girl Scout Troop # 353



    November

    02.................Wisconsin Venereal Disease Clinic

    09.................Depere Boys Choir

    16.................Korean Amputees



    SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME

    December

    08..................Sheboygan Gay Boys Club





    ** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **



    1 - When playing polio patients, the Cowboys must not disconnect

    knee braces.

    2 - When playing the Blind Academy, the Cowboys must not hide

    the football under their jerseys.





    ** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **



    1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line

    for all you Cowboys fans that have never seen this) it is still worth

    6 points.

    2 - The Cowboys will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.

    3 - The Cowboys will be allowed to substitute with band members at

    anytime.

    4 - The Cowboys will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the

    opposing team.

    5 - The Cowboys will be awarded a first down with each gain of three

    yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.





    ** COACHING CHANGES **



    Bill Parcells will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She will no doubt

    blow a few, but she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!!

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    maebach's Avatar Team FST Captain
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    I hate the cowboys

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    Quote Originally Posted by maebach
    I hate the cowboys
    Fuck football all together blows, funny stuff hippychick, thnx for posting these.

    Smith is a bag of douche,FACT.

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