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Thread: How do you convince your Mam you're not gay

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    JPaul's Avatar Fat Secret Agent
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    Buy a camcorder.

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    manker's Avatar effendi
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    Nick a microwave for her - to prove you're ghetto - and read encyclopedias to find out who you should be shagging.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    maebach's Avatar Team FST Captain
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    shows pics of you shagging a woman?

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    Guyver's Avatar FORUM STONER
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    Quote Originally Posted by maebach
    shows pics of you shagging a woman?
    yeh a mom would love to c that.

    Smith is a bag of douche,FACT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Nick a microwave for her - to prove you're ghetto - and read encyclopedias to find out who you should be shagging.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guyver
    Quote Originally Posted by maebach
    shows pics of you shagging a woman?
    yeh a mom would love to c that.
    I want to post a picture here of one of those "Missing person" posters, with a picture an iron or an ironing board on it. Really big, like.
    It's hot in Topeka.

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    GepperRankins's Avatar we want your oil!
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    be really careless where you hide your porn

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    Quote Originally Posted by GepperRankins
    be really careless where you hide your porn
    Do you hide your computer under your bed so your mam won't find it while your out

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    Quote Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
    Quote Originally Posted by GepperRankins
    be really careless where you hide your porn
    Do you hide your computer under your bed so your mam won't find it while your out
    i had two pron mags under my mattress that dissappeared. i think our ben took them when the net went down for a month though


    my mum would never touch my PC, i know ben is always watching my porn when i'm at work though no point hiding it from him cause i know he just presses windows+F and searches for *.avi

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    Quote Originally Posted by GepperRankins
    Quote Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles

    Do you hide your computer under your bed so your mam won't find it while your out
    i had two pron mags under my mattress that dissappeared. i think our ben took them when the net went down for a month though


    my mum would never touch my PC, i know ben is always watching my porn when i'm at work though no point hiding it from him cause i know he just presses windows+F and searches for *.avi
    Rename everything to "hot donkey pron.avi"?

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