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    I hope you had a great Hogmanay and that everything went well for you.

    A happy and prosperous new year to you and your's

    Unless you are a tit, in which case why are you reading this thread which is for non tits, obviousement.

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    And the same to you and yours, old stick.

    I had a smashing time - decided to see the new year in with my Gran, she lives nearby but had declined the invitation to pop down me Mam's due to not feeling well.

    Once I'd got her out of bed, poured her a sherry and manoeuvered her into her living room, she seemed pleased to see me.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    I hope you had a great Hogmanay and that everything went well for you.

    A happy and prosperous new year to you and your's

    Unless you are a tit, in which case why are you reading this thread which is for non tits, obviousement.
    The same to you good sir.

    I had a most pleasant time and sans headache this morning too.

    Hopefully 2006 will be a peaceful and prosperous year for all.
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    Hungover to feckery.

    Girlfriend is hungover worse. Will shoot her to ease her pain. Then post the pictures on the internet obviously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    And the same to you and yours, old stick.

    I had a smashing time - decided to see the new year in with my Gran, she lives nearby but had declined the invitation to pop down me Mam's due to not feeling well.

    Once I'd got her out of bed, poured her a sherry and manoeuvered her into her living room, she seemed pleased to see me.
    In my mind's eye I see triangulated sandwiches. Whether they were there or not is of no consequence, it was a triangulated sandwich moment.

    You're a good lad.

    Chapeau.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheese
    Hungover to feckery.

    Girlfriend is hungover worse. Will shoot her to ease her pain. Then post the pictures on the internet obviously.


    You're a kind person, few others would be willing to make the sacrifice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles
    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    I hope you had a great Hogmanay and that everything went well for you.

    A happy and prosperous new year to you and your's

    Unless you are a tit, in which case why are you reading this thread which is for non tits, obviousement.
    The same to you good sir.

    I had a most pleasant time and sans headache this morning too.

    Hopefully 2006 will be a peaceful and prosperous year for all.
    Indeed, except accountants, obviousement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheese
    Girlfriend is hungover worse. Will shoot her to ease her pain. Then post the pictures on the internet obviously.
    It's the in thing to do y'alllll

    /edit sorry my bad have a goood new year

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles

    The same to you good sir.

    I had a most pleasant time and sans headache this morning too.

    Hopefully 2006 will be a peaceful and prosperous year for all.
    Indeed, except accountants, obviousement.
    and lawyers ... this goes without saying.
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles
    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Indeed, except accountants, obviousement.
    and lawyers ... this goes without saying.
    Feck, it's a sad day when we have to mention lawyers. We hold some truths to be self-evident. We'll be mentioning tax-dodgers next.

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