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Thread: Jewish Millionaire Marries Dolphin

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    [news=http://www.novinite.com/media/images/2005-12/57190.jpg]A Jewish millionaire from London has married a male dolphin this week, according to reports.

    Sharon Tendler, 41, and 35-aged male dolphin Cindy wed in Israel's Eliat resort Wednesday. Tendler had received the approval of Cindy's trainer Maya Zilber for the unusual ceremony.

    Tendler met Cindy fifteen years ago, when she visited Eliat's dolphin reef. The British rock concert producer immediately had a liking for the mammal, and since then has been visiting the resort several times a year.

    The bride was wearing a white dress to the dock on Wednesday, when she married Cindy before a huge crowd of astounded visitors, newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth has revealed as cited by Ynetnews.com.

    Cindy was waiting in the water and after "vows" were exchanged, Sharon was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.

    "I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride was cited as saying. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she has stressed.[/news]

    Source: http://www.novinite.com/view_news.php?id=57190

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    i wonder how they are gonna have sex

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    Quote Originally Posted by suprafreak6
    i wonder how they are gonna have sex


    You'll see when the home video comes out.
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    Sounds a bit fishy to me...

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rossco
    and 35-aged male dolphin Cindy
    To make the story even more odd, why would a male dolphin have a female name?

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    maybe it's gay? which might help explain things...

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    Ya ever hear or say that girls legs are so long, she could wrap ém around me twice?

    Well male dolphins have taken a shine at times to people they're swimming with. Not like this story. But when it's the dolphins idea, the humans in big & long trouble. They grab them around the leg. I hear twice at least guess what with. That'd be some movie. Like a snuff film.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gripper
    Sounds a bit fishy to me...
    mammal

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    Well, he's male, she's female, at least it isn't this god-awful same sex marriage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guillaume
    Well, he's male, she's female, at least it isn't this god-awful same sex marriage.

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