Thankfully not. He used to be a good honest patriot, but I hear he's taken up acting and is making friends with liberals these days.
Constant vigilance is required against the corrupting influence of liberals, feminists, communists, homosexuals and actors. Especially actors as they're usually a combination of all those things. We've lost too many good patriots to these satanic forces as it is.
Originally Posted by
j2k4
Should we invade?
Invade our allies, the Uzbeks, for
helping us in the GWOT? I think you need a break from the fuzzy thinking liberals who infest this place, you seem to be suffering from Stockholm Syndrome!
CONSTANT VIGILANCE!
That comment reminded me of this hippy chick at the place where I work, she was asking all these dumb questions like, "How do you know he was a terrorist if he hadn't been convicted?" I said to her, "Listen up hairy pits, its like a trial, how do you know who the guilty one is? He's the one wearing the orange jumpsuit, DUH! How do I know he was a terrorist? We had him boiled! DUH!".
Coulters "How to talk to a liberal.. if you must" should be required reading for all good patriots.
Originally Posted by
j2k4
I'd like to attend one of these "terrorist-boils"...do you serve refreshments?
Festival seating?
Big screen?
Huge Tannoy system?
Have you a schedule of upcoming events?
Thats better.
The only criticism I could make of the Uzbeks is that they really haven't grasped the idea behind capitalism yet. Imagine letting such a lucrative prospect go to waste! I put it down to being under the influence of the Commies for such a long time. But give'em a chance, once they've tasted the sweet, sweet fruit of American foreign policy they'll be coming along in leaps and bounds!
Originally Posted by
j2k4
I mean, we haven't even addressed the situation in the Sudan...first things first, I always say.
Jebus.. its worse than I thought! Iran first buddy! You ought to come along to a Team Infidel shoot out sometime, get ya back on the straight and narrow.
I gotta go to work and irritate the liberals, but I'll be back to help you hold the fort later on, remember friend.. CONSTANT VIGILANCE!
heterosexually yours,
JG
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