Hi Ruthie, I'm sorry to disappoint, but I am not THE General, just one of the many generals fighting the war against commies, pinkos, liberals, moonbats, Democrats, the mainstream media and uppity brown people.
I will pass on your regards to my superior though.
As I understand it Operation Yellow Elephant is having mixed results. The campaign is receiving a little media attention, but we just can't seem to get the young Republicans to understand the point. Judging from their letters they are happy to fight for the 101st Chairborne, but they aren't too keen on being part of the solution to the recruitment crisis.
On behalf of the General, I would like to thank you for your sterling efforts in running the honeypot that is anywhichway.net. We've identified most of the people behind the IP addresses in the logs you've sent us and we expect the Great Purge to be implemented sooner rather than later. We thought we may have a problem selling this to the American public but we've been testing the waters with the whole 4th amendment thing and we are confident that a significant majority of Americans are so petrified that they'll forget all about the constitution when the time comes. Coulters white washing of McCarthyism is also a fundamental part of this plan, so as you can see, you're in good company!
Keep up the good work Ruthie, your country has never needed good patriots like you more than it does now.
Heterosexually (but respectfully because I know you're spoken for) yours,
JG
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