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    When you are cleaning a window:

    "You missed a spot." or "You can come do mine."

    At work, when someone gives me the exact amount of the purchase:

    "Keep the change."

    As previously discussed in its own thread, when asking how many sugars someone takes:

    "None, I'm sweet enough."

    When you tell someone you go to University:

    "I went to the University of Life."



    Some counter quotes to these would be appreciated.
    Last edited by Cheese; 01-04-2006 at 10:57 AM.

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    cynicism, on the interweb?

    When your kicking a small child in the face for messing up all the wallpaper you just tidied and your boss says "should you be doing that?"

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    When you slightly bang your elbow/foot/hand/child's head on an object:

    "Just wreck the place why don't you."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chebus
    Some counter quotes to these would be appreciated.
    'Fuck up, cuntoid' should do the job.

    Always grates with me when some cuntoid standing next to me in the urinal farts and says:

    'Better out than in'

    No it isn't
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    'Good morning'.

    That one is sure to piss me off on a daily basis.

    Also, any comments on the weather, specifically:

    'Nice weather for ducks'

    Fucktard. Who cares about ducks?

    There are too many to mention, I will be bookmarking this thread and posting periodically throughout the day...

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by Chebus
    Some counter quotes to these would be appreciated.
    'Fuck up, cuntoid' should do the job.

    Always grates with me when some cuntoid standing next to me in the urinal farts and says:

    'Better out than in'

    No it isn't
    Yes it is

    Shuffling a deck of cards, eh dave?

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    Peaps winingg boot zpellin..............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yogs
    Peaps winingg boot zpellin..............
    yeah, idiots, zpellin rule!

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by Chebus
    Some counter quotes to these would be appreciated.
    'Fuck up, cuntoid' should do the job.

    Always grates with me when some cuntoid standing next to me in the urinal farts and says:

    'Better out than in'

    No it isn't
    People talking to me when at the urinals annoys the piss out of me. If I want to talk to someone with my dick in my hand I'll go to Sheringham.

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    same difference

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