Things people say that annoy the feck out of you...

[maebach]

When she says, "Don't cum in my mouth."

Do you just dislike having to pay the extra $5?

pwned?

[Lilmiss]

mind how you go.



only cos i find meself saying it nowadays.

[Busyman]

When she says, "Don't cum in my mouth."

Do you just dislike having to pay the extra $5?

Oh is that the normal pricing structure or do you give freebies for first-timers?

[clocker]

"Don't touch me there".

[asmithz]

"Don't touch me there".

Oh when they wake up and start screaming

[Cheese]

"Do you mind waiting until tomorrow for that."

When they really mean "Fuck you, you will wait until tomorrow because I can't be arsed."

Basically any sentence that starts, "Do you mind..."

[Barbarossa]

Indeed.

Also any sentence that starts "No offence, but..." or "I don't mean to be rude, but..."

[Proper Bo]

"It's not raspberry ripple, it's differently abled"

[Cheese]

Indeed.

Also any sentence that starts "No offence, but..." or "I don't mean to be rude, but..."

I like the "No offence..." for forum use though.

For example if I wanted to insult the imaginary forum poster Togi I would say:

"No offence mate, but you're a cunt."

[Barbarossa]

Indeed.

Also any sentence that starts "No offence, but..." or "I don't mean to be rude, but..."

I like the "No offence..." for forum use though.

For example if I wanted to insult the imaginary forum poster Togi I would say:

"No offence mate, but you're a cunt."

Just saying "Yogi, you're a cunt" will work just fine.