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    Apparently, according to my postman, these Nicorette patches aren't meant to be worn on the eye to make me look like a pirate. Cheers for that.

    But don't they itch though?

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    Y'aar

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    en seriousement, I dunno, never used one, infact, I'm smoking right now

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    Damn, can a mod edit my title to Patches...(Yogi = Twonk)

    Or delete this thread and Yogi and I'll make another one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheese
    Apparently, according to my postman, these Nicorette patches aren't meant to be worn on the eye to make me look like a pirate. Cheers for that.

    But don't they itch though?
    Haven't they still got the experimental hypnotherapy room over in Babbage (or whatever it's called now).

    You should pop across and volunteer for some pioneering hypnotherapy, performed by psychology fresher students, aimed at convincing your brain that smoking is for lewsers instead of the truth that all cool people do it.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Oh, no. Last time someone tried that Hesh ended up with a roll of quarters (84) up his ass.

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    I don't understand why you'd want to go through all the stress and anger of quitting and not be able to smoke for yer whole life just to add on ten years which you'll spend hoarding money in macaroon tins, whining about "them coloureds" and pissing yourself uncontrollably

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo
    which you'll spend hoarding money in macaroon tins, whining about "them coloureds" and pissing yourself uncontrollably
    You do two of those three things anyhow, Bo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo
    I don't understand why you'd want to go through all the stress and anger of quitting and not be able to smoke for yer whole life just to add on ten years which you'll spend hoarding money in macaroon tins, whining about "them coloureds" and pissing yourself uncontrollably
    Boringly, it's for the immediate health benefits. Plymouth isn't a smoker friendly city, too many hills. I sound like an asthmatic-fetish porn video whenever I walk to Uni/work/upstairs.
    Last edited by Cheese; 01-05-2006 at 01:11 PM.

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    cheese: move then
    Last edited by Proper Bo; 01-05-2006 at 01:11 PM.

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