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    9 Things I Hate About Everyone

    1.People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

    2.People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

    3.When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

    4.When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?

    5.When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No, Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

    6.People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

    7.When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

    8.When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!
    What can you do that's longer?

    9.When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4
    9 Things I Hate About Everyone

    1.People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
    my favourite one.

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    5.When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No, Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

    I fucking hate that shit, I wanna slap someone everytime I hear that
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    George Carlin?
    "I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg

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    lool, i needed a laugh...

    Smith is a bag of douche,FACT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by clocker
    George Carlin?
    Nah.

    I think it's just generic stuff.
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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    It's funny because it's so true...saw it a year ago though
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    i hate it when you say something almost anything and they respond with ''i know''

    Nigga you dont know or else you wouldnt wanna hear it.

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    1 and 5 are too good!

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