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    Yogs's Avatar n00b
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    hotstud69: Hello there
    blondebabe4u: Hi
    hotstud69: What is your name?
    blondebabe4u: Sandy, urs?
    hotstud69: Bob, nice to meet you.. what are you doing tonight?
    blondebabe4u: Nothing, just chatting, u?
    hotstud69: not too much, just sitting around... what are you wearing?
    blondebabe4u: oh just my thong and a tank top.
    hotstud69: oh wow, I would love to see that, what do you look like?
    blondebabe4u: I am 5'6" blonde hair, green eyes, 120 lbs, you?
    hotstud69: i am 6'0" 175, brown hair, blue eyes, and tan
    blondebabe4u: you sound very handsome
    hotstud69: how about I pull that tank top off?
    blondebabe4u: Oh Bob, i would love for you too....
    hotstud69: Oh yea, those look great... they feel nice too
    blondebabe4u: yes bob, my 36D's like that, you are good
    hotstud69: oh yes, they feel so good, I am squeezing them..
    blondebabe4u: yes bob, you know what you are doing.
    hotstud69: Oh yea, I am getting so excited
    blondebabe4u: need me to help you there Bob
    hotstud69: oh yea, let me unzip for you
    blondebabe4u: oh wow bob, you have a nice one
    hotstud69: OH SHIT
    blondebabe4u: What?
    hotstud69: SON OF A BITCH!!!
    blondebabe4u: whats wrong?
    hotstud69: Got it stuck in the zipper...
    blondebabe4u: What?
    hotstud69: oh god, I am bleeding.....
    blondebabe4u: bob, are you ok?
    hotstud69: OMG... OMG...
    blondebabe4u: Bob??
    hotstud69: I am feeling faint... blood everywhere...
    blondebabe4u: are you ok?
    hotstud69: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
    blondebabe4u: what bob what??
    hotstud69: what bob what??
    blondebabe4u: what bob what??
    hotstud69: IT FEEL OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
    blondebabe4u: fell off?
    hotstud69: it is on the floor, laying there... I am looking at it, damn, thought it would be bigger.........
    blondebabe4u: call an abulance..
    hotstud69: I can't.
    blondebabe4u: why
    hotstud69: Because I am on the computer
    blondebabe4u: well get off
    hotstud69: the last time tried to get off, my dick fell off........
    blondebabe4u: bob??
    blondebabe4u: bob??
    blondebabe4u: bob??

    hotstud69: has left the room
    Last edited by Yogs; 01-11-2006 at 04:40 PM.

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    ziggyjuarez's Avatar Poster
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    Fake but nice.

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    Barbarossa's Avatar mostly harmless
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    Over here!
    Quote Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
    Fake but nice.
    I've read better.

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    JPaul's Avatar Fat Secret Agent
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa
    Quote Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
    Fake but nice.
    I've read better.
    You've written better.


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