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    baccyman's Avatar n00b BT Rep: +11BT Rep +11BT Rep +11
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    Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?
    A: The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.



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    This guy's in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, "Ballroom please." A lady standing in front of him turns around and says,
    "I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was crowding you."



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    Joe Smith started the day early, having set his alarm clock (made in Japan) for 6:00 am. While his coffee pot (made in Japan) is perking, he puts his blow dryer (made in Taiwan) to work and shaves with his electric razor (made in Hong Kong).
    He puts on a dress shirt (made in Taiwan), his designer jeans (made in Singapore), and a pair of tennis shoes (made in Korea). After cooking up some breakfast in his new electric skillet (made in the Philippines), he sits down to figure out on his calculator (made in Mexico) how much he can spend today.

    After setting his watch (made in Switzerland) to the radio (made in Hong Kong), he goes out, gets in his car (made in Germany), and, as has been his daily task for months, goes looking for a good paying American job.

    After the end of another discouraging and fruitless day, Joe decides to relax for a while. He puts on a pair of sandals (made in Brazil), pours himself a glass of wine (made in France), and turns on his TV (made in Japan), and ponders again why he can't find that "good paying American job."

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    lol. Those asian. damn them

    My watch is also made in switzerland. swatch

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    can I curse? FUCK!
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    Haha. Nice satire.

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    Guyver's Avatar FORUM STONER
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    lol

    Smith is a bag of douche,FACT.

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