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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello."



    "Mrs. Ward, please."



    "Speaking."



    "Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Lab. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from Another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."



    "What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.



    "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for AIDS.



    We can't tell which is your husband's."



    "That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Ward.



    "Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time."



    "Well, what am I supposed to do now?"



    "The folks at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off some where in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."

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    I don't get it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maebach
    I don't get it.
    Wow. Why not?

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    hahaha thats good!

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    can I curse? FUCK!
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    I don't get it either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiranai_Baka
    I don't get it either.
    Blimey, a forum full of rocket scientists

    If he has alzheimer's then he wont be able to find his way home.

    If he finds his way home then he doesnt have alzheimer's but has aids and his wife shouldnt sleep with him.

    Gettit???

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