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    Does he have a genetically enhanced gub, or what.

    It's twice as wide as a normal human being's and moves in about 17 different directions at the same time.

    Still talks pish btw.

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    All the United fanzines I read and several of the songs that reverberate around the Stadium refer to him as the WGT (wonky gobbed toser).

    Wonkly gob, because his mouth is wonky; tosser, because he's a bit of an arse.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    All the United fanzines I read and several of the songs that reverberate around the Stadium refer to him as the WGT (wonky gobbed toser).

    Wonkly gob, because his mouth is wonky; tosser, because he's a bit of an arse.
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    Why do you relate tosser to arse btw Have you found your man g spot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    All the United fanzines I read and several of the songs that reverberate around the Stadium refer to him as the WGT (wonky gobbed toser).

    Wonkly gob, because his mouth is wonky; tosser, because he's a bit of an arse.
    irl

    Why do you relate tosser to arse btw Have you found your man g spot.
    Feck, freudian or wot.

    Busyman will be here in a minute, thumbarse thumbarse.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
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    Why do you relate tosser to arse btw Have you found your man g spot.
    Feck, freudian or wot.

    Busyman will be here in a minute, thumbarse thumbarse.
    At least you're not a wanker, you get the missus to stimulate it.

    Which makes you a poove, in spite of it being an opposite secks thing.

    Thank feck it was simpler when I was young(er).

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    Franz Ferdinand?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Linkin Park
    Franz Ferdinand?
    Yes, yes indeed, well done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Yes, yes indeed, well done.
    Do ya, Do ya do ya wanna...

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Feck, freudian or wot.

    Busyman will be here in a minute, thumbarse thumbarse.
    At least you're not a wanker, you get the missus to stimulate it.

    Which makes you a poove, in spite of it being an opposite secks thing.

    Thank feck it was simpler when I was young(er).
    I think Bus head is of a similar age to you, n'est ce pas.

    However, he has become increasing confused with matters of teh secks.

    I find reading his take on the subject with one eyebrow firmly raised, right up until the end of the post, saves a lot of fecking about with uppage and downage.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    I think he's nearer your age than mine (45) but I've never been able to confirm that coz I'm on his ignore list.

    This and his self-confessed bestiality kind of confuses any reasonable apprisal.

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