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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    I was thinking of lending it to you, for one second at a time and then taking it back, doing this multiple times over a period of ... ohhh, I don't know ... maybe five minutes.

    Some people round these parts call it secks but that sounds like witchcraft to me


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheese
    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa


    ...you wish...
    That's in American minutes which is equivalent to 23 of our British seconds.
    I've also got a three foot long cawk.

    That's in merkin measurements so you do the maths
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    I was thinking of lending it to you, for one second at a time and then taking it back, doing this multiple times over a period of ... ohhh, I don't know ... maybe five minutes.

    Some people round these parts call it secks but that sounds like witchcraft to me


    The whole concept of secks might sound a bit scary to you now, but one you've tried it you might actually come to like it

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnnY
    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama



    The whole concept of secks might sound a bit scary to you now, but one you've tried it you might actually come to like it
    Do you mean me or Blyth
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by Cheese

    That's in American minutes which is equivalent to 23 of our British seconds.
    I've also got a three foot long cawk.

    That's in merkin measurements so you do the maths
    17¢?

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    I dunno', I figured you might have had secks at some point, what with the kid n' all, but maybe that was the milkman

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnnY
    I dunno', I figured you might have had secks at some point, what with the kid n' all, but maybe that was the milkman
    I hope it was with the milkman to be honest.

    Edit: Urgh.
    Last edited by Cheese; 01-16-2006 at 03:31 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheese
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    I've also got a three foot long cawk.

    That's in merkin measurements so you do the maths
    17¢?
    Can't believe I just asked a poet to do maths

    It's 8.3¢ and the 3 is recurring.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheese
    Quote Originally Posted by SnnY
    I dunno', I figured you might have had secks at some point, what with the kid n' all, but maybe that was the milkman
    I hope it was with the milkman to be honest.

    Edit: Urgh.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    maths sucks bawls

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