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Thread: Masturbation, it's just not worth it

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    If he had one of those quality hooks instead of his one remaining hand, he might be able to get a decent bit of friction going.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    That's propaganda, that is.

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    no wonder he's so angry

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    I bet his peen was sore until he got used to them

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    I bet he has a custom one he screws in when he needs some lovin'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnnY
    I bet he has a custom one he screws in when he needs some lovin'.
    Good thinking!

    It might, in actual fact, be a positive boon to have a customisable hookified hand when it comes to onanistic matters.


    No wonder the guy doesn't do much preaching nowadays, he's too busy wanking into a detachable, vibrating love cup.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by SnnY
    I bet he has a custom one he screws in when he needs some lovin'.
    Good thinking!

    It might, in actual fact, be a positive boon to have a customisable hookified hand when it comes to onanistic matters.


    No wonder the guy doesn't do much preaching nowadays, he's too busy wanking into a detachable, vibrating love cup.
    Are you Q, at all.

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    marks & spencers vibrating love hand

    The idiosyncratic syntax of riddles interests me

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