no, prey tell
spmado
BT Rep: +2
no, prey tell
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
effendi
That must be a rod :dabs:
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
spmado
BT Rep: +2
no
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
spmado
BT Rep: +2
rly, i'm intrigued, please do go on
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
effendi
Meh, okay.
Smartie and Rolo are chatting in the pub when Chewit comes in, all covered in cuts and bruises. Rolo goes; 'What the feck's happened to you, matey'.
Chewit replies that he's being bullied by Fruit Gum - Smartie tells him to sort himself out but Chewit protests that no matter how much he tries, Fruit Gum just pwns him.
Smarite goes; 'Right, okay. I'll stick up for you, I'm pretty useful in a scrap - I got a hard shell, see'
Chewit and Rolo look at Smartie beating his hard shell with admiration.
So anyway, they have a couple of beers and Locket walks in and goes up to Chewit, calls him a poof and demands he buy him a pint. Chewit, secure in the knowledge that Smartie is looking after him, tells Locket to fuck off.
Locket proceeds to beat the shit into Chewit and Rolo looks around, anticipating that his mate, Smartie, will intervene. When he spots him cowering underneath the table, he enquires why he's hiding.
Smartie replies; 'I'm not messing with Locket - he's fucking menthol'.
:mellow:
Last edited by manker; 01-16-2006 at 12:38 AM.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
L33T Member
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Im proud to be Americanadian.
spmado
BT Rep: +2
rolf
that took 18minutes to appear for me
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
Use Logic Or STFU!!!
Originally Posted by manker
Meh, okay.
Smartie and Rolo are chatting in the pub when Chewit comes in, all covered in cuts and bruises. Rolo goes; 'What the feck's happened to you, matey'.
Chewit replies that he's being bullied by Fruit Gum - Smartie tells him to sort himself out but Chewit protests that no matter how much he tries, Fruit Gum just pwns him.
Smarite goes; 'Right, okay. I'll stick up for you, I'm pretty useful in a scrap - I got a hard shell, see'
Chewit and Rolo look at Smartie beating his hard shell with admiration.
So anyway, they have a couple of beers and Locket walks in and goes up to Chewit, calls him a poof and demands he buy him a pint. Chewit, secure in the knowledge that Smartie is looking after him, tells Locket to fuck off.
Locket proceeds to beat the shit into Chewit and Rolo looks around, anticipating that his mate, Smartie, will intervene. When he spots him cowering underneath the table, he enquires why he's hiding.
Smartie replies; 'I'm not messing with Locket - he's fucking menthol'.
Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!
Flies Like An Arrow, Flies Like An Apple
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spmado
BT Rep: +2
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
effendi
So we're all agreed.
:mellow:
Last edited by manker; 01-16-2006 at 01:13 AM.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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