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    baccyman's Avatar n00b BT Rep: +11BT Rep +11BT Rep +11
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    A lady walks in to a bank. She tells the teller she needs to open an account. So the teller gets all the paperwork out and starts to help her fill it out. He comes to the occupation... "Ma'am, what do you do for a living?"
    The lady replies "I'm a hooker." "I'm sorry, I can't put that on paper, is there anything else you do?" says the banker.

    The whore says "What if you put prostitute? It sounds more professional." The banker snickers and says, "I'm sorry ma'am, I really can't put anything of the sort. Is there nothing else you've done?"

    "Hmmmm.. What about a chicken farmer?" She says.

    "A chicken farmer?!" He says confused.

    "Yeah," she says, "I raised cocks last year."

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    Lol!!

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    Lmao...

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