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    Proper Bo's Avatar spmado BT Rep: +2
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    Was adressed to someone who doesn't even live here
    Inside it had
    2 dvds;
    one with something called "firefly" and "prison break"
    the other with "bo loves the cawk" written on it
    an AOL 6 cd
    a che guevara sticker (probably to throw me off thinking he's really right-wing
    a penny
    a pink paperclip (which I think may have aids)
    a squashed embassy box with no top, with one crushed and bent cigarette left inside it
    one loose, snapped cigarette
    small amount of tobacco, probably fallen from said snapped cigarette

    it's been over 36 hours since I smoked now, I wonder if that bent tab's still smokable

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    A real treasure chest by geordie standards, then.




    And yes, it is still smokable.

    Mmmmm. Tobacco.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guillaume
    A real treasure chest by geordie standards, then.




    And yes, it is still smokable.

    Mmmmm. Tobacco.
    Feck orf, frenchie

    im tempted to smoke it, but manker's probably rubbed it on his peen or something

    I could always take the baccy out and re-roll it in a fresh skin and use a new filter though

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    edit: just found an extra half tab in the embassy box, so now i've got two and a half, only problem is, the half that's there is the end without the filter

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo
    I could always take the baccy out and re-roll it in a fresh skin and use a new filter though
    Are you sure that burning said tobacco will rid it of manker's peen viruses?

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    i'm not sure, but I did fail to mention the ghey stamp

    "the very hungry caterpillar"

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    You've got a place to sit

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    Mankers probably outside you r house waiting for you to smoke them and then passout

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    Have you dared to view what's on the "Bo Loves the Cawk" dvd yet?

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    It says it's Lost series 2 episodes 1-10, but I'm a bit worried

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    Che Guevera sticker

    I wouldn't do that to you, I know you nazis melt upon seeing a depiction of his visage. Don't remember putting a penny in there either - but the crushed cig packet, I think, was a remnant of a night out over xmas. It might have slipped in there while in my pocket, I spose.

    I found the Embassy packet in a drawer while looking for a pen to write Bo loves teh cawk all over your DVD
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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