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    I do.

    I can't find my left shoe so I'm calling in sick and going back to bed.

    If i can't find it by tomorrow I going to quit my job and move out of state.

    You can ignore omens or they get y'all.
    Aren't we in the trust tree, thingey?

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    Yes.

    When I wake up, I just know the day's going to be shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hobbes
    I do.

    I can't find my left shoe so I'm calling in sick and going back to bed.

    If i can't find it by tomorrow I going to quit my job and move out of state.

    You can ignore omens or they get y'all.
    Wear another pair.

    You've got to have another pair of washed out scuffed up penny loafers to go with the Levi's Cotton Dockers.

    I mean don't throw away a whole day at the office.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guillaume
    Yes.

    When I wake up, I just know the day's going to be shit.

    Don't be pessimistic. It might be a really good day. I'm having a fantastic day. The sun is shining and my cast comes off in one week and I'll be able to scratch my leg again.

    I think the four-leafed clover outlined in my tea-leaves which was pointed out to me by a black cat who was wearing horseshoes may have been an omen that I was going to have a good day.
    Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama
    Quote Originally Posted by Guillaume
    Yes.

    When I wake up, I just know the day's going to be shit.

    Don't be pessimistic. It might be a really good day. I'm having a fantastic day. The sun is shining and my cast comes off in one week and I'll be able to scratch my leg again.

    I think the four-leafed clover outlined in my tea-leaves which was pointed out to me by a black cat who was wearing horseshoes may have been an omen that I was going to have a good day.
    Eat ball hair.

    I've got 5 weeks left and my leg is itchin' all the fuck 'cause my hair is growing back
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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    busyman shaves his legs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama


    Don't be pessimistic. It might be a really good day. I'm having a fantastic day. The sun is shining and my cast comes off in one week and I'll be able to scratch my leg again.

    I think the four-leafed clover outlined in my tea-leaves which was pointed out to me by a black cat who was wearing horseshoes may have been an omen that I was going to have a good day.
    Eat ball hair.

    I've got 5 weeks left and my leg is itchin' all the fuck 'cause my hair is growing back
    I will not eat ball hair. Come on busy, I've paid my itching dues. I've had this thing on for 7 weeks now. My leg is probably hairy, thin, pale and smelly by now.

    Chopsticks and wooden spoons help but they were taken away from me so I couldn't poke em down there. I have had some success with a plastic ruler too. Slapping the itchy area with a shoe helps but wait till your leg is healed a bit, otherwise this will hurt. All the best and I hope the itching passes soon.
    Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama
    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    Eat ball hair.

    I've got 5 weeks left and my leg is itchin' all the fuck 'cause my hair is growing back
    I will not eat ball hair. Come on busy, I've paid my itching dues. I've had this thing on for 7 weeks now. My leg is probably hairy, thin, pale and smelly by now.

    Chopsticks and wooden spoons help but they were taken away from me so I couldn't poke em down there. I have had some success with a plastic ruler too. Slapping the itchy area with a shoe helps but wait till your leg is healed a bit, otherwise this will hurt. All the best and I hope the itching passes soon.
    Well on that note, I should STFU.

    I can at the very least scratch my leg and only had the fungus marinating for 4 days before I put the leg in teh wash.

    I think I have taken 6 pills out of 50 now.

    It's supposed to be taken every 4-6 hours. Sometimes 2 at a time.
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama

    I will not eat ball hair. Come on busy, I've paid my itching dues. I've had this thing on for 7 weeks now. My leg is probably hairy, thin, pale and smelly by now.

    Chopsticks and wooden spoons help but they were taken away from me so I couldn't poke em down there. I have had some success with a plastic ruler too. Slapping the itchy area with a shoe helps but wait till your leg is healed a bit, otherwise this will hurt. All the best and I hope the itching passes soon.
    Well on that note, I should STFU.

    I can at the very least scratch my leg and only had the fungus marinating for 4 days before I put the leg in teh wash.

    I think I have taken 6 pills out of 50 now.

    It's supposed to be taken every 4-6 hours. Sometimes 2 at a time.

    Are you not casted up then?
    Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama
    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    Well on that note, I should STFU.

    I can at the very least scratch my leg and only had the fungus marinating for 4 days before I put the leg in teh wash.

    I think I have taken 6 pills out of 50 now.

    It's supposed to be taken every 4-6 hours. Sometimes 2 at a time.

    Are you not casted up then?
    Yes
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

    Flies Like An Arrow, Flies Like An Apple
    ---12323---4552-----
    2133--STRENGTH--8310
    344---5--5301---3232

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