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    Blythorama's Avatar Podiceps cristatus
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guillaume
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Maybe it's just that you and teh Barbie can't spell 'Brazilian' properly
    Yeah right.

    G'wan G, You sic em!
    Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!

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    That was just a typo, I've spelled it right apart from that
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Btw, I like the way G now screenshots stuff in case I use my secret admin powers and edit it out
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama
    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    Eat ball hair.

    I've got 5 weeks left and my leg is itchin' all the fuck 'cause my hair is growing back
    I will not eat ball hair. Come on busy, I've paid my itching dues. I've had this thing on for 7 weeks now. My leg is probably hairy, thin, pale and smelly by now.

    Chopsticks and wooden spoons help but they were taken away from me so I couldn't poke em down there. I have had some success with a plastic ruler too. Slapping the itchy area with a shoe helps but wait till your leg is healed a bit, otherwise this will hurt. All the best and I hope the itching passes soon.
    So there my shoe is.
    Aren't we in the trust tree, thingey?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hobbes
    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama

    I will not eat ball hair. Come on busy, I've paid my itching dues. I've had this thing on for 7 weeks now. My leg is probably hairy, thin, pale and smelly by now.

    Chopsticks and wooden spoons help but they were taken away from me so I couldn't poke em down there. I have had some success with a plastic ruler too. Slapping the itchy area with a shoe helps but wait till your leg is healed a bit, otherwise this will hurt. All the best and I hope the itching passes soon.
    So there my shoe is.
    Covered in plaster dust but I'm happy to send it back to you?
    Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!

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    "Top Quality Brazilian Chick" according to Google Image Search.

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    So anyway, my secretary just called asking if I was ok.

    Sure, I was fine until you woke me up.

    I told her about the shoe situation and she was less than sympathetic, the bitch.

    She got all snooty and asked when they might expect the pleasure of my company.

    Not bloody soon I told her, there is a ball of fire in the sky that I can see from my window.

    The Sun?

    I don't know, they all balls of fire kinda look the same, but I think this one is going to blow.

    Are you going mad?

    No, I don't think so, I'm just not a big risk taker.

    click
    Aren't we in the trust tree, thingey?

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    Busyman's Avatar Use Logic Or STFU!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa


    "Top Quality Brazilian Chick" according to Google Image Search.
    Nice tit-tays but the bitch need be eating somore.

    Skinny wench. I'd break her pelvic.

    ...by plucking it.
    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Btw, I like the way G now screenshots stuff in case I use my secret admin powers and edit it out
    You're known to have done that before, ya arse bandit.

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    eeww to the animal porn.

    I didn't see itr all with it spelled right but spelled wrong it was on the front page.

    I wish I had read the thread backwards rather than starting at the front

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