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    I had the handbrake on and was waiting for the lights to change, there was one car in front of me, the lights were about to change, the car in front got reverse by mistake and slammed right into the front of me it was two Asians, the driver got out before I had a chance to switch of the ignition, took one look at my bumper and stuck his thumb up as if everything was ok, I shook my head, got out the car and said you hit me pretty hard I’ll need your details and he kept saying look there’s no damage, it doesn’t take a fucking rocket scientist to work out that not all damage is visible, so I said no that won’t do, give me your details, this went on for 5 minutes at which point the second guy got out and started saying that I hit him and that he wanted my licence so I said that that’s bollocks mate, don’t fuck about just give me your details then he started getting in my face saying give me your license (neither of them spoke good English and I’m certain that there car wasn’t taxed) and there was no way I was going to back down because this obviously wasn’t there first accident in this country. So I said you want my licence? You’re the fucking police now are you? he got edgy when i mentioned the police and By now there were a load of angry cars behind us wanting to get by, there’s no way they were going to pull over to somewhere more convenient, so I said just get the fuck back in your car and fuck off I’ve got your plate number so just fuck off, they got back in their car and zoomed away, isn’t it strange how they just took off like that, I wonder why that could possibly be

    So I just called the police and they said I have to go to the local station to sort it all out because no information was exchanged at the scene.


    It’s my guess they illegally live on monks road with all their other friends, and drive about daily with no tax/insurance, fucking illegal immigrants


    I only went out for a loaf of bread ffs is it any fucking wonder Lincoln has the worst roads in the UK, and it’s all due to Lincoln being made up of 40% OAP’s, 40% students (new drivers) and 20% of people who shouldn't even legally be here

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    get them damn immigrants told <mankerism


    you used the word "there" in place of "their" repeatedly there too <mankerism number 2

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    I'm gonna play Warcraft and pretend the humans are them, that'll fucking show them

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    only time anyone ever hit my car was when my neighbour reversed right up and parked ontop of my bumper, cracking it (on purpose).

    But he's dead now anyway

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    good

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    well, he isn't yet, but that's just cause i'm lazy

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    It was probably their Dad's car and now he'll say it was nicked

    Good swearing and standing up for you rights tho', homie.
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    I'd report it as a hit and run where they get into more trouble.

    You do need your eyes checked though.

    They weren't in reverse. You were in drive, silly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman
    I'd report it as a hit and run where they get into more trouble.

    You do need your eyes checked though.

    They weren't in reverse. You were in drive, silly.
    in drive? is that first gear in merkin talk?

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