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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

    Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which
    one can die.

    Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him
    without an erection, make him a sandwich.

    Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a
    person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

    Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for
    anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble
    down the stairs.

    Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
    hospitals dying of nothing.

    Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
    attention to criticism.

    Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars
    and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

    Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now
    the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

    AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT - We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal
    immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Dept of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

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    AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT - We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal
    immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Dept of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

    or just give them all a cow.



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    Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars
    and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
    haha, good one

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