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    sArA's Avatar Ex-Moderatererer
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    This morning had a knock at the door and these two smiling people stood there....the woman said...do you have a moment? I have good news to tell you.

    Well, I don't want doorstep hawkers knocking on my door so politely said no thanks...but



    The guy with her was so fecking hawt...I very nearly invited them in for tea



    Before anyone says owt, I did ring BF and tell him....cos we like to tell each other about the totty we see ... nice to know we can.

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    The last ones that came round here woke me up. I wasn't very polite to them.

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    I get them and the Mormons. It seems the more I tell them to go away, the more they come back

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    I like to invite them in to talk about The Craft,they tend to leave very quickly

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    I never got them at my old place, since my dog would scare them off. Friendly dog, but they don't know that.

    My grandfather would always lie and tell them they're Catholic. They wouldn't come back.

    I've yet to come up with a solution for my new place (sans dog), but I've not had them more than once so far.

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

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    Quote Originally Posted by MagicNakor
    I've yet to come up with a solution for my new place (sans dog), but I've not had them more than once so far.
    If you actually become a jehovah's witness, presumably they'll stop hassling you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gripper
    I like to invite them in to talk about The Craft,they tend to leave very quickly
    I'm not surprised.

    One of the worst films I've ever seen
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Gripper's Avatar Dexter's Apprentice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by Gripper
    I like to invite them in to talk about The Craft,they tend to leave very quickly
    I'm not surprised.

    One of the worst films I've ever seen
    bar steward

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    A way to get rid of them is to say i'll answer your question if you tell me who washed up after the last supper

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    Last time they turned up ,my son who is 9 asked them who Gods Mum and Dad was,they said they'd get back to us but never did

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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