Last time I saw them, my dear uncle went to get his hunting rifle. Never seen any since then. :merkin:
Kentish old lady
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Last time I saw them, my dear uncle went to get his hunting rifle. Never seen any since then. :merkin:
Fat Secret Agent
Punch them to the ground and leave them a bloody, battered mess.Originally Posted by MagicNakor
I never got them at my old place, since my dog would scare them off. Friendly dog, but they don't know that.
My grandfather would always lie and tell them they're Catholic. They wouldn't come back.
I've yet to come up with a solution for my new place (sans dog), but I've not had them more than once so far.
My Mam used to keep a wee pile of religious brochures beside the door. If any cuntist came offering salvation she would, quite reasonably, say "I'll read your leaflet if you read mine" and give them one from the pile.
Noodle Critic
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My gran once chased them down the stairs with a bucket of water screaming, "I don't come to YOUR door and shove MY bloody religion down YOUR throat!!".
That's the way the potato mashes.
That's the way the pan flashes.
That's the way the market crashes.
That's the way the whip lashes.
That's the way the teeth gnashes.
Smoke weed everyday
just invite them in, it throws them enough
Fat Secret Agent
Then the punching to the ground, obviousement.
Fat Secret Agent
So tell us SGG, where do you get your spunk from.
Noodle Critic
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The sperm bank, usually.
That's the way the potato mashes.
That's the way the pan flashes.
That's the way the market crashes.
That's the way the whip lashes.
That's the way the teeth gnashes.
effendi
Do you purchase by the gamete or go mad and buy a whole splodge.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Poster
They really are nice people.There only fault is the fact they knock on your door.I used to do it myself.They tell you,your mission is to save the people that dont believe.Not the highest point of my lyfe.I still talk to them some times when they knock on the door.
effendi
You still into that Prophey Yahweh shiznit, zig?
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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