Ex-Moderatererer
This morning had a knock at the door and these two smiling people stood there....the woman said...do you have a moment? I have good news to tell you.
Well, I don't want doorstep hawkers knocking on my door so politely said no thanks...but
The guy with her was so fecking hawt...I very nearly invited them in for tea
Before anyone says owt, I did ring BF and tell him....cos we like to tell each other about the totty we see ... nice to know we can.
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The last ones that came round here woke me up.I wasn't very polite to them.
things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
so, he does
the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
-- WW2 for the l33t
Memo, what memo?
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I get them and the Mormons. It seems the more I tell them to go away, the more they come back
Dexter's Apprentice.
I like to invite them in to talk about The Craft,they tend to leave very quickly
All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
On the Peripheral
I never got them at my old place, since my dog would scare them off. Friendly dog, but they don't know that.
My grandfather would always lie and tell them they're Catholic. They wouldn't come back.
I've yet to come up with a solution for my new place (sans dog), but I've not had them more than once so far.
things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
so, he does
the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
-- WW2 for the l33t
mostly harmless
If you actually become a jehovah's witness, presumably they'll stop hassling you.Originally Posted by MagicNakor
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I'm not surprised.I like to invite them in to talk about The Craft,they tend to leave very quickly
One of the worst films I've ever seen
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Dexter's Apprentice.
I'm not surprised.I like to invite them in to talk about The Craft,they tend to leave very quickly
One of the worst films I've ever seen
bar steward
All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
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A way to get rid of them is to say i'll answer your question if you tell me who washed up after the last supper
Dexter's Apprentice.
Last time they turned up ,my son who is 9 asked them who Gods Mum and Dad was,they said they'd get back to us but never did
All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
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I wasn't very polite to them.
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