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    j2k4's Avatar en(un)lightened
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    George C. Looney says he wants to bone Mariah Carey.

    Something to that effect.







    As if that makes him special...
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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    I wood, but she'd have to promise to stfu.

    Having said that, my secks shawl prowess tends to leave t'Ladies strangely quiet .... or sobbing gently (not in a good way).

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    Um...which orifice have you been ebtering,this could be the problem!

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gripper
    Um...which orifice have you been ebtering,this could be the problem!
    Where I ebter is none of your concern, m'laddo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Quote Originally Posted by Gripper
    Um...which orifice have you been ebtering,this could be the problem!
    Where I ebter is none of your concern, m'laddo.
    I have heard that the mere contemplation of "ebtering" can cause a woman (and some receptive men) to scream in agony.

    Mariah is no different, I suppose; as they say, "size matters".
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    looks like a wrestler

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    Quote Originally Posted by GepperRankins
    looks like a wrestler
    I'll go a couple of rounds with her

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    I suppose, as a big Clinton fan, George has decided he fancies fat girls as well.
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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    I would still ebter her, even avec the photoshopage

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